KUTANA NA NUKUU ZA KUSISIMUS ZA RAIS MUAGABE
Story by First....
Hivi karibuni kumekuwa na nukuu mbalimbali za rais
Mugabe ambazo zina trend katika social media mbalimbali, na nimeona ni bora
na wewe ukazipata nukuu kuminatisa zilizoandikwa naraishuyo.
1. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend
did not wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should
stop breastfeeding him.
2. If you are ugly, you are ugly.
Stop talking about inner beauty because men do not walk around with X-ray
machines to see inner beauty.
3. Some women’s legs are like
rumors, they just keep on spreading.
4. When you kiss a girl from
another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country
5. Girls, learn to take care of
yourselves. Some men will use you, use your body, ruin your reputation and then
marry a beautiful woman and get born again. And as if that is not enough, use
you as testimony in church.
6. Nothing makes a woman more
confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in
bed.
7. Whenever things seem to start
going well in your life, the devil cones along and gives you a girlfriend.
8. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived
by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it is raining, because you are
not an umbrella.
9. All I hear always is, “No sex
before marriage.” If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or
vagina on your wedding day.
10. Respect pregnant women
because it is not easy walking around with evidence that you have had sex.
11. Check your girlfriend’s body,
if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used
to pain.
12. Dating a slim or slender guy
is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw
Adidas lines on your face.
13. God is the best inventor
ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker.
14. Some girls don’t attend the
gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another.
15. Some of the girls of today
cannot even jog for five minutes but they expect a man to last in bed for two
hours. Your level of selfishness demands a one-week crusade
16. For a woman with beauty
without brains, it’s her private parts that suffer.
17. Virginity is the best wedding
gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there is nothing
as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a birthday
gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination
marking schemes and for lorry fares.
18. We are living in a generation
where people in love are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot
touch each others phones because they are private.
19. It is better for a man to be
stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole
she did not drill.
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